| Jesus Nailed to the Wooden T’s Can’t Compete with my Disease |
[Aug. 25th, 2006|09:48 pm] |
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| | Onyx - Slam | ] |
Apparently the Satan comment in my last post seems to have triggered off a wide range of complaints from a motley crew of gosh darn filthy Christians demanding that I apologise to all of the people I offended by ‘glorifying’ Satan (AKA the Lord of the Flies, Prince of Darkness, the Adversary of Good). The controversy has become so much that I feel I had no choice but to respond in an open forum.
Well you guys asked for my apology and here it is….
Bite me. Haha!
WHOA! My mistake, that wasn’t an apology that was what I actually think and I know how much you guys hate it when I do that. What is the matter with you people? I linked to a joke about teen statuary rape on the same freaking post and all you guys care about is a spontaneous one-line I make about the devil that doesn’t even make any sense any more! Aren’t the majority of the wrestlers on our roster going about making inflammatory comments about homosexuals? There most be something wrong with our culture or something. I don’t know. Whatever it is, things are becoming fucked up because of it.
Exhibit A would be that until recently my faith (or lack thereof) never mattered to anyone but now all of a sudden it’s this huge issue. People are actually speculating over the ‘godliness’ of the competitors of this match. Why? This certainly is not because of my own actions but because of Michael Kyzer’s own personal delusions.
Now don’t give me any of that “Synskin you started this! You were the one who questioned Kyzer’s authenticity of his faith to the point that you attempted to drown him in a baptismal font then flagellated him P of the C. style.” Of course I did those things. It would be difficult for me to deny them
THIS IS NOT ABOUT RELIGON!
This is about me hating Michael Kyzer! Why can’t anyone see that?
The whole point of me questioning his so-called ‘godliness’ wasn’t to reflect any particular views of my own. It was just to expose him as the fake that he was yet people buy it. They saw the new bushy-tailed, wide-eyed Kyzer asking for forgiveness and though “how sweet”. Only now are people calling him out on it and this was after I pointed it out in the first place. And how do they respond? Not by deciding to take expose his lies but by adopting their own lies, placing themselves in the holy light and damning others from their self-righteous ivory towers. Those fools couldn’t stop anyone.
So of course it is up to me. And I am the perfect person to do it.
I hate him and I am pretty sure he hates me so why not leave us to it rather than butting in with your precious opinions on things such as religion and philosophy and whether good intentions with an underlying motive is truly good?
Fuck it all!
And has anyone actually asked me what my faith is? Does anyone even care where I stand on this entire dichotomy of good and evil?
Well I do have a fucking religion. It’s hating Michael Fuckin’ Kyzer! It’s what I live for and it’s a good idea.
I know you Michael Kyzer and the whole God thing is not working out for you at all. Ashley doesn’t feel in any way closer to you. In fact it most likely made things worse. Now what happened at Uprising, that is definitely you, yeah, you attack me and then in the same day I sneak up and attack you! That’s what we do. None of this speculating about our salvations. We know we are fucked because we do ignorant shit like this every day of our lives.
I think it is time for all of us to admit what is really happening here and keep the bizarre delusions and other crap out of it. It’s ok to admit that you aren’t avenging your God and are really just a big douchebags. Many big douchebags go on to accomplish great things in life.
Sorry about that rant. If you read this far you get the reward of a picture of a turtle with two heads to make it up to you:
http://www.texasreptiles.com/freaks/two_headed_turtle.jpg
I swear that shit isn’t photoshopped or anything.
This picture must be though:
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/icedick.jpg
How does someone even go about making that, let alone marketing it without getting stoned to death? Don’t confectionary factories have snipers to stop this shit happening?
Whatever.
Synskin out |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2006|12:40 am] |
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| | The Exploited - SPG | ] |
After ages of harassment and annoyance Goat finally talked me into getting a fucking livejournal!!! I don't know how the hell he did it!!! I mean the type of people that keep livejournals are the same kind of people that are Damian Gray fans!!! And no one likes Damian Gray fans!!! They are the pedantic types that think I use too many exclamation marks!!! When i obviously don't!!!!!!!
Well it's too late. I already have this so I might as well use it for....whatever purpose. Is this like Myspace where I can pick up all of the hot goth chicks? That'd be fucking awesome.
Anyway I don't take kindly to the common consensus among the GWE alumni that I am some kind of a heretic. It's really how you look at it. I wouldn't be a heretic if all of you Jesus-loving freaks accepted Satan as your true lord and master, would I? See? Perespective is very important.
Well it's late at night and I am tripping off of all kinds of Cuervo and shit so I am just going to cut this off before I offend anyone by calling you all dirty gringos or something.
By the way I found this ytmnd on the net and I think it's a fitting response to Goat's new found obsession with Doug Funnie and his odd coloured friends and a sure sign as to where the freak is heading.
http://dougnooo.ytmnd.com/
Put that in your journal and smoke it! Goat will obviously be Roger. He is too metal not to be.
Oh and look at this as well: http://www.punksandnerds.com/d/0149.html
Hehe, honk, honk!
Fuck off you trick-or-treaters!
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